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 The Amazing Helmeeto |
Celebrities you HATE with a Vengeance. |
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Posts: 102 (17/07/08 20:28:49) Rocket Man
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C'mon, we've all got one or two celebrity bastards we hate with a real vengeance. Here's my starter..................His Royal Purpleness, the
pimp moustachio'd, short ass and wanker extraordinaire that is Prince. Fair play, midget pervert, yer music 's shite, you dress like a c.unt and your
mother overly domineered you as a boy. Face it, you's a waste of facking space, boy. Cnut.
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Posts: 2935 (18/07/08 10:45:43) Cheers Big Ears |
This bloke has always made my skin crawl.
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Posts: 4725 (18/07/08 11:29:10) Captain Stabbin
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Tonight ................. MAthew...............I'll be............. 'A badly Torn Boy'!!!!
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Posts: 35 (18/07/08 12:09:03)
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I agree with both nominations thus far but I am afwaid that Jonathon Woss weally gets up my nose. Expect that he is no stranger to dear old charlie anyway,
(awwegdewy).
He weally thinks he is so clever and gets paid a lot of wedge, sowwy redge. He is an absolute REKNAW! wegards Hoogo
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Posts: 2938 (18/07/08 12:27:40) Cheers Big Ears |
From the world of fishing what about this nob end.
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Posts: 229 (18/07/08 13:19:18) The Coon Dealers Best Mate! |
Is that furcking Gilbey?? I laugh quite alot at that fat pony tailed coont but his fucking accent makes him most worthy of a kickin'.
"..this is the biggest fish I've ever seen..well not the biggest...this is one of the samallest fish we'll see... your mother.." and so forth. Tool. On another note.... I hate that fucking speccy 4 eyed gook bastard who tells fat birds they look fucking beautiful, I think the gook is called Gok. |
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Tarquin the Unforgiven |
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Posts: 4844 (18/07/08 13:59:57) Never Caught a Double |
Jeremy Clarkson................whatacock.
Rob Schneider Cameron Diaz Simon Cowell Paris Hilton All rappers called Diddy, Piddy, Widdy, Fitty etc. Skateboard Punks Bill Wyman Russ Conway David Dickinson Jonathan King.......don't get me started Paul Gadd..another deserving of a slow hard pasting. Jade Goody Charlotte Church That twat from the Babyshambles Donny Tourette (Towers of London) What a dick he is. Wayne Rooney Tottenham Hotspurs |
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Hugo Curgudgeon |
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Posts: 37 (18/07/08 14:27:13)
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Patricia's Dog |
Did not know about Jeremy Clarkson's cock, but I'll take your word for it. Does it fit into a DB9?
David Dickincont, OK if you like cultivated oranges with no taste. Jonathan Kink, he's started so he will be finished. Wayne Rooney, one of the many that made Aston Martin uncool. Sorry Jeremy. Tottenham Hotspurs, sorry have been a fan since 1959, i.e. pre 1961, same number upside down, when we did the double. Simon Cowell, total arse with bad trousers, farah not gucci. But surely we have all forgotten that enormous intellectual and outstanding economist..... yes wait for it.......... Gordon Brown, well at least he is not English. vive la difference Hugo |
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Posts: 544 (18/07/08 15:38:00) Prize Coont |
Frank Lampard
Frank Lampard Frank Lampard Jimmy Tarbuck,Cilla Black,(scouse coonts who love Liverpool that much.They don't live there) Garham Norton I could be here all night,but must ready me kit for the weeknd. |
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Tarquin the Unforgiven |
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Posts: 4846 (18/07/08 16:21:33) Never Caught a Double |
" I could be here all night,but must ready me kit for the weekend"
Me too. Working all weekend. Nozstock Festival ................ Rock & Roll, pass the cider.. There'll be some celebrities to dislike swanning around up their own arses. |
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Posts: 419 (18/07/08 16:30:22) Mr Mole |
Tarkers,
Whats wrong with Russ Conway........my mum used to love him, especially when he turned to camers and did that smile thing. Love Tinca P.S It seems to be the fashion to tell everyone if your Mum's dead lately on t'l ightside; so here goes. My Mum's dead OK, or at least she 'aint banged on the lid for two days now.......... |
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Posts: 4847 (18/07/08 16:38:59) Never Caught a Double |
Richard, you crooel bastard..........
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Paul Boot with an E |
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Posts: 24 (18/07/08 16:59:50) Upper Class Twat
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Umm, let's see.....................Davina McCall, any Welsh, Geordie, Scottish or Midland television "celebs", or for that matter anybody
who's working class.
Awful, just awful rubbish. I long for the days of just three channels on the box, and the Beeb playing the National Anthem at shutdown time. Did I tell you Daddy was our ambassador to India ? |
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Posts: 497 (18/07/08 17:45:16) You Have to Agree
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ELTON feekin coontin JOHN
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Posts: 1612 (19/07/08 10:17:16) Adolph Hitler |
Anyone who has reached celebrity status by living in a house with a lot of other dickheads all summer, And Wogan....Oh and that other Irish prick Norton.
And Ray....You're wrong about Clarkson........He's a God and should be prime minister. |
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Posts: 4849 (19/07/08 10:32:11) Never Caught a Double |
You wouldn't say that if you had to drink in the pub with the prat.
He takes the place over and holds audiences like the pope. Prick! |
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Posts: 1082 (19/07/08 10:57:50)
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Be fair Ray.....
he'd have to shout fooooookin loud to drown you out when you've had a beer or three mucker 
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Posts: 219 (19/07/08 11:29:28) Eugene Tackleberry |
Any fookin footballer!!! fuckin overpaid fucking pansies cunts the lot of them
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Posts: 2115 (19/07/08 18:33:36) Claims Direct
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Coops, are you sure you reeeeeeeeely mean that
Graham Norton for defo. Alonso............... the feekin cheating b'stard The BBC East weather girl Julie Rainger does my bleedin nut in 
Agree about the rappers, just what is that shit they purport to "sing" 
All those supposed celibrities, you know, the one like Paris Hilton etc Derek
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Posts: 1290 (22/07/08 23:29:12) Big Fat Geezah |
My ex missus used to watch all the doing your house up programs
There was a geezer called handy Andy, Legend in his own mind I would loved to have sanded his bollox down to the size of marbles with his superb elu orbital sander while he was firmly clamped by his head in his Black and Decker work mate. Mind the cnut did make me laugh once, it started to rain on his gear and he scurfed up his screw box without snapping the lid shut. Fecking screws everywhere. You have the top man Ray. Clarkson, I would not piss on the smug twat if he was on fire. |
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Posts: 1618 (23/07/08 08:57:36) Adolph Hitler |
He's not keen on the bikers is he our Mr Clarkson?
And I can imagine he would be a right twat in the pub.......Perhaps you're right Ray......A victim of his own celebrity methinks.....Strike my last comment about him until he finds a little humility. |
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