Fight Club on Tour

RSS
Email

0 Kudo

Author	Comment
Ronc Lay	Fight Club on Tour	Lead	[-]
Posts: 136 (13/07/08 22:52:22) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tags : None Now then chaps,bit of a dilemma,Senior Section of the Fight Club is "On Tour" next weekend on HA,bit of a problem,not sure if you are aware but His Lairdship is a bit of a cooont when it comes to swim selection and is in the habit of being first out of the car racing along the bank and being in the best swim and into his 1st before I'm even out of my driving shoes and into my La Chameau's. So, 1/I'm in desparate need of some advice as to how to alleviate said problemo. and 2/If in the unlikely event that he doesn't arrive before moi which swim should I select in The Parlour Pool to ensure I catch A/Biggest barbel of the day and/or B/Most barbel of the day. ATB Ronc
Albert Camo		#1	[-]
Posts: 315 (14/07/08 06:32:21) Wedding Cake Addict Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dear Worried Yorkshire, 1/I'm in desparate need of some advice as to how to alleviate said problemo. I have found that a heavy dose of laxative can distract from insicive swim selection. 2/If in the unlikely event that he doesn't arrive before moi which swim should I select in The Parlour Pool to ensure I catch A/Biggest barbel of the day and/or B/Most barbel of the day. ATB The swim at the very top end of the pool should be occupied by yourself. Upon arrival, set up a float rod and have your Laird find you trotting an obvious stick float along the whole length of said Parlour Pool. When he moves on, dump the float rod and fish properly wherever you like. Always have a bag of lime in the boot of your car so that, in the eventuality that you are not at the top of the leaderboard, you can poke a few holes in it and chuck it in the river above your adversaries. By ensuring you always fish upstream of said bag you should tip the scales of fortune in your favour. Good luck. Aunt Alberta. Last Edited By: Albert Camo 14/07/08 06:34:53. Edited 2 times.
Jasonbirdman2		#2	[-]
Posts: 4716 (14/07/08 10:20:19) Captain Stabbin (Google that) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Ronc............our very own 'Le-Petomane' is also amazingly quick out of the blocks, at swim nabbing............bloody impressive for an old geeza with horrendous injuries....(claims Direct), and we found last year on the Wye, that eventually the rate of attricion on terminal tackle in 'The Swim', left him floundering and he soon vacated the swim! I however left it overnight having listened to TITUS snoring his feckin head off all night, I got up early, bagged 'The swim' and had a couple of kippers! I being the gentleman that I am, offered it to the Gillie Supremo and his lacky, they moved in, and I had a dub, just goes to show that God works in mysterious ways! Or RONC, you could simply push the cooont in! Jas.
le petomane		#3	[-]
Posts: 2112 (14/07/08 10:31:08) Claims Direct For Me Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Jason, you lying feckin coont, i was there early, not the first one though, and asked Adam which swim to fish as i was keen to catch just the one barbel, which i did and then vacated the swim. True it was heavy on terminal tackle though You on the other hand, are as you always are, ......................................the jammiest fcuker i know Bob
OUSEMEISTER		#4	[-]
Posts: 2931 (14/07/08 11:06:17) Cheers Big Ears Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Courtesy of Bacon I'll be in the Compound next Sunday, is the Parlour within range of a wrist rocket & 22 millers?
bacon100		#5	[-]
Posts: 126 (14/07/08 17:54:26) Clever Coont Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Are you all in the pub saturday night ronc ?? Dont worry mr meister the compound is were its at we will be picking straws in the car park at 7.30. and yes im sure some 22s would do it .
Ronc Lay		#6	[-]
Posts: 137 (14/07/08 21:07:05) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Bacon Apparently we can fish The Parlour until 12.00 so depending on how its fishing we may or may not be in the pub Saturday night We haven't decided definately what we are doing on Sunday morning yet depends on how we get on on Saturday and what the weather is like. So main question,how do I administer a laxative to someone who only eats feckin Kit Kats and even harder how do i work out the timing so he shits his pants just after the exit from my car????? ATB Ronc
bacon100		#7	[-]
Posts: 127 (15/07/08 07:19:46) Clever Coont Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Ronc I have heard if you can get the said man to eat or drink anything out of the royalty pub its the same as administering a laxative. And yes you can fish the parlour till 12 and I would, but up the far end with a good chuck you can fish the crease at waters meet. well worth a couple of hours there if you dont fancy that ill fish it for a £5 .
blowyourowntrumpet		#8	[-]
Posts: 2841 (15/07/08 08:22:36) Member of the 3+ Perch club Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	bacon100 wrote: well worth a couple of hours there if you dont fancy that ill fish it for a £5 . WTF, have you missed a '0' of the end of that Darrell???? It cost me £50 to catch fook all last time I was with you..................................................
The laird of Hazelford		#9	[-]
Posts: 214 (15/07/08 18:20:43) Secret Tony Of The Trent Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Why is it that feckers who can never catch owt when the going gets tough blame it on poor swims. Coontin Ronc wouldnt know a good swim if it landed on his head anyway. I will of course be in t'pub Sat night......... having had my fill of nice fish by dusk. ;o)
bacon100		#10	[-]
Posts: 128 (16/07/08 19:11:10) Clever Coont Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Steve £50 thats cheap mate for a evenings fishing down south .
blowyourowntrumpet		#11	[-]
Posts: 2846 (17/07/08 14:58:28) Member of the 3+ Perch club Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I could buy a river for that, up north............ How's it been fishing Darrell? Probably be down in October again, but I have a new mate who is going to take me somewhere where I actually have a chance of catching a fish.............and its not Derek, before you ask. Steve
tony2canes.barbelfishingworld		#12	[-]
Posts: 13 (17/07/08 20:41:13) Fight Club Godfather Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dereks wife then. .
bacon100		#13	[-]
Posts: 129 (17/07/08 21:11:03) Clever Coont Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Steve I have only fished it once so far this year for a couple of hours had one, think its slowed right down again . that net across the end of the parlor carn't be helping .
Titus Aducas		#14	[-]
Posts: 1614 (19/07/08 10:29:03) Adolph Hitler Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	tony2canes wrote: Dereks wife then. . There 's a rumour circulating that the reason he managed to move to Hampshire is because she's under the patio at his old house.
OUSEMEISTER		#15	[-]
Posts: 2940 (21/07/08 08:39:13) Cheers Big Ears Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	How did the fight club boys do, is it time for the Parlour v Compound weigh-in?
The laird of Hazelford		#16	[-]
Posts: 215 (21/07/08 11:19:50) Secret Tony Of The Trent Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Well we all caught. A bloke with 3 barrow loads of gear had fook all in the compound, he must have been good with all that gear, so its obviously fishing crap. You show us yours and we will share ours.
Ronc Lay		#17	[-]
Posts: 138 (21/07/08 11:20:23) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Ousie, I think you may already know the answer to that? We all had a barbel blank but managed to enjoy the day anyway. How did you do? ATB Ronc
The laird of Hazelford		#18	[-]
Posts: 216 (21/07/08 11:22:05) Secret Tony Of The Trent Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Cheers Ronc.......... I was just building up to some huge fibs.
Ronc Lay		#19	[-]
Posts: 139 (21/07/08 12:46:46) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I think Darrell may have just mentioned it Last Edited By: Ronc Lay 21/07/08 12:50:57. Edited 1 times.
Titus Aducas		#20	[-]
Posts: 1616 (21/07/08 12:53:21) Adolph Hitler Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	It looks like the bloke who was knocking doors round her touting for tarmacking work last week I suppose that's me at the bottom of the list again. Last Edited By: Titus Aducas 21/07/08 12:55:46. Edited 1 times.

<< Previous Topic Next Topic >>

Yuku free message boards

Fight Club on Tour

Fight Club on Tour

Quick Reply