You coonts seriously made me piss myself!
Big Fat Kev, didnt get a clue from me what we were doing, other than being in Weymouth!
Next thing maximus cooontus send loads of poxy texts...............'Yer Bought Owt?' etc!
This is what we were doing.
This is how you DONT lift a boat! No spreaders, short chains, and a broker who doesnt give a fook! we all shout stop before the sides of the boat implode!
The broker, having realised that he was a coont, then decides to go to a lovely marina in Portland, and get the job done properly!
Then along came this little fella............not at all shy, just popped up behind the moored boat and wouldnt bugger off!
Back in the water, and back off to Weymouth harbour,
Please excuse the Nokia picture quality but holding a phone still whilst laughing at a stream of texts was seriously tricky!
Anyway, Ocean Cooont 2 is bought, and in 3 weeks or so will be taking up residence in the Solent! Anyone for a nautical lurve-in???
Big Fat Kev, didnt get a clue from me what we were doing, other than being in Weymouth!
Next thing maximus cooontus send loads of poxy texts...............'Yer Bought Owt?' etc!
This is what we were doing.
This is how you DONT lift a boat! No spreaders, short chains, and a broker who doesnt give a fook! we all shout stop before the sides of the boat implode!
The broker, having realised that he was a coont, then decides to go to a lovely marina in Portland, and get the job done properly!
Then along came this little fella............not at all shy, just popped up behind the moored boat and wouldnt bugger off!
Back in the water, and back off to Weymouth harbour,
Please excuse the Nokia picture quality but holding a phone still whilst laughing at a stream of texts was seriously tricky!
Anyway, Ocean Cooont 2 is bought, and in 3 weeks or so will be taking up residence in the Solent! Anyone for a nautical lurve-in???
No contest between her + a feekin boat. How much she
charge?
Harry
