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Posts: 1008 (06/06/08 18:46:54)
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you are lost in the woods and come across an abandoned cabin,
you step inside to find three items: an oil cooker, a oil heater, and a oil boiler... ...but you only have one match to use. Which one do you light first? Filth |
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Posts: 1009 (06/06/08 18:50:40)
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Try These:
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? 3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away ? 4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday? 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. FOOOK ME I'M BORED !!!! Filth |
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Posts: 1010 (06/06/08 18:58:10)
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Last one,
Forward I am heavy, Backward I am not. What am I? Filth |
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Posts: 299 (06/06/08 19:06:28)
Wedding Cake
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Question 2, Part 4 - Yesterday, today, tomorrow? No, no hang on - Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day? Question 2, Part 2 - She's a photographer. Albert. |
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Posts: 9 (06/06/08 19:16:45) |
oil cooker...?
1,..The Lions .... 2,..She`s a photographer.. 3,...dunno... 4,...Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day?..or maybe yesterday, today and tomorrow? 5,..No letter `e`.. Ton? |
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Posts: 265 (06/06/08 19:32:30) |
3,...dunno...easy peasy brendon.,Cook yer toast on it. warm yer balls on it,Lots of them tits in me garden. an taffys used ter dig it up 
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Posts: 1011 (06/06/08 20:09:20)
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Ousechav,
clever set of clues them mucker
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Posts: 1012 (06/06/08 20:11:10)
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Lost in the woods one??
wait for it.... shall I?....... here it comes..... you 'aint gonna like it !!...... but..... it's the foookin MATCH 'aint it?? |
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Posts: 4700 (07/06/08 07:22:25) Never Caught a Double |
Forward I am heavy, Backward I am not. What am I? A Feckin' LIGHTWEIGHT |
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Posts: 10 (07/06/08 13:00:02) |
Try this one,...
Two Fathers and two Sons go rabbit shooting,...they each shoot one rabbit (stoney blinking dead)...but at the end of the day they only have three rabbits.....howcome?..... |
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Lurker rash |
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Posts: 220 (07/06/08 13:40:52) The Coon Dealers Best Mate! |
Theres only 3 of 'em, grandad, dad & son.
What 2 things can never be eaten for breakfast? |
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Posts: 4702 (07/06/08 16:22:35) Never Caught a Double |
A Paki's minge and errrrrrrrrrrrr..... dunno.
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Posts: 1014 (07/06/08 19:05:42)
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Lunch and dinner....
....or dinner and tea if you're common 
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Posts: 1278 (09/06/08 00:52:37) Casanova |
Or if you are really posh Tiffin, Luncheon, Elevenses, Brunch, High Tea.
Two Tens |
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Ali Buttpellet.barbelfishingworld |
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Posts: 6 (09/06/08 15:34:50) |
an empty pint glass has two germs placed inside it, every minute the germs double in numbers, it takes 60 minutes for the glass to be full, how long did it
take to be half full??
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Posts: 400 (09/06/08 15:51:45) Mr Mole |
.........................could that be 59 minutes..............................and is this how LAGER is made..................coz it fecking well tastes like
it.
Love Tinca |
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Farmer Sue Tickles.barbelfishingworld |
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Posts: 6 (09/06/08 17:58:42) |
what number comes next ?
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Tarquin the Unforgiven |
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Posts: 4709 (09/06/08 18:03:55) Never Caught a Double |
what number comes next ?
To be frank, I don't know. |
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Farmer Sue Tickles.barbelfishingworld |
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Posts: 7 (09/06/08 19:28:09) |
four.....four koff!
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Posts: 1565 (09/06/08 20:07:30) Adolph Hitler |
How the fook did it sink to this?
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Posts: 1837 (09/06/08 20:22:05) Professor Perv |
Cors and e fect my litel sholder 2 cri on.
Cooky Il b bac |
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