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feeds@yuku.com (ousechav) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:04:22 GMT

Easy one. Just tell em ta stop acting like a pair a nob ends,an get a longer fuse,long enuff ta fink we all talk shite now an agin

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feeds@yuku.com (GrahamIdiot) — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:48:56 GMT

Chav.
I have a problem with two internet buddies who post on this site. I was hoping you could help with my understanding of the situation. Both are good anglers in their own rights. Both have offered good advice when I have been asking for help with fishing related problems. Both will go out of their way to help anyone out who is not patently a wanker. However if slightly miffed both can be self opinionated nob ends. My question is this should I try to organise a meeting by the river...

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feeds@yuku.com (ousechav) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:25:33 GMT

Dear wossy. Kin see why yer fookin hairy mate wud like ter shag yer fwends gwandaughter,sooner her than yer fookin ugly missus.

Why der all rich fookers like yerself,marry fat ugly birds.Wiv 6 mill a year comin in no fookin need ter worry bout the mortgage.

ope yer get the fookin sack.........................Long aired goofy twat!!!!

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feeds@yuku.com (Jasonbirdman2) — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:09:24 GMT

Dear Chav

I write this on behalf of my mate J.R.

Dear Chav

I have made a fwool of mysewlf on my wadio show by phoning a man and taking the piss owt of my fwend shagging his gwandaughterw.

Hewlp Chav, I have a huge mortgage and the cwedit cwunch is looking bad, i may be out of work!

LMBO

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feeds@yuku.com (The Amazing Helmeeto) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:39:30 GMT

I've never been called that before Titus, although I have often been accused of talking like a c.unt.

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feeds@yuku.com (Titus Aducas) — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:19:40 GMT

The Amazing Helmeeto wrote:
Archie, I have been puzzled and perplexed for some time......................do you pronounce labia either "laybia" or "labbia" ? I've been chewing on it for a while...........................

That makes you a cunning linguist young man.

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feeds@yuku.com (ousechav) — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 12:22:38 GMT

Becky goes to the gynocologist who examines her and says, "Wow! You have the biggest labia I've ever seen!" Becky turns red and says, "I know Dr. It's really been a source of embarassment my entire life!" The doctor eeplies, "Becky, I can reduce it very easily. Making it smaller is a simple operatrion." "OK," says Becky, "but I don't want anyone to know. The only people who can know must be on a need-to-know basis!"
A week...

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feeds@yuku.com (The Amazing Helmeeto) — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 07:34:36 GMT

Archie, I have been puzzled and perplexed for some time......................do you pronounce labia either "laybia" or "labbia" ? I've been chewing on it for a while...........................

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feeds@yuku.com (harry chubb) — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 09:57:30 GMT

i fink in general--you,r a COONT

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feeds@yuku.com (General D I Scussion) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:02:16 GMT

harry chubb wrote:
Scussion ur as scroote

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That's General Scussion to you soldier.

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feeds@yuku.com (harry chubb) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:42:20 GMT

Scussion ur as scroote
Feek me Chav thats nother bet that blankingblokes dun me on. To be honest chav ain,t too bovvered bout deep hooking cause i sells em to sum pikeys round the corner and they gives me the hooks back anyhow. Tell the old fella cheers- Tite Jackin-Harry

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feeds@yuku.com (General D I Scussion) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 13:40:09 GMT

harry chubb wrote:
Bolloks

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It's BOLLOCKS you illiterate...

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feeds@yuku.com (Tarquin the Unforgiven) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:43:54 GMT

You feckers slay me...... the poor Kenfig asks a perfectly civil question and gets knocked flat with an Ousechav right hander.

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feeds@yuku.com (ousechav) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:15:41 GMT

Arry. Asked the old fella an he says,Perch are the best ever pike bait (an ya dont cut the feckin dorsal off) best way ter fish em is,float paternostered sliding float,stopped by a stop knot an bead.Use a 3-4 llb rotton bottom,wiv the bait anyfing from 1ft ter 3ft off bottom.
E also says dont give the pike to long for striking or will be deep hooked,an use a foooookin great bait fer foookin big pike.Dont fergit toss lots er maggits an groundbait round yer pike float,to attract lots of...

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feeds@yuku.com (Kenfig Lad) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:50:56 GMT

Chav,

My swede is well minced with this problem..innit. I gots two staff/pitbull crosses - both bitches - wicked dogs, wouldnt hurt a fly, have taught them to go for the baliffs tho - feckin coonts the lot of them...anyways, Shaz ( the missus) rekons they need bang on collars... We want something understated and classy like...only probs is we is having well nasty arguements.. I fink we should have Diamonte collars - classy as....the missus wants Cubic Zircona - tacky as feck if...

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feeds@yuku.com (harry chubb) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:42:21 GMT

Bolloks

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feeds@yuku.com (General D I Scussion) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:05:31 GMT

HOW JOLLY DARE YOU________DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?__________

I'LL HAVE YOU UP ON A CHARGE YOU INSUBORDINATE PLEB.

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feeds@yuku.com (harry chubb) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 23:59:39 GMT

Oi Scussion--read the thread-ASK CHAV CHAVS ADVICE FORUM--no feekin scussion mentioned there. If ya aint got anything serious to add
FEEK OFF COONT

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feeds@yuku.com (General D I Scussion) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:16:10 GMT

harry chubb wrote:
Allrite Chav--gettin that time of year where I do a bit of pikin--hear yer uncles a bit of a top geezer so I,v got a couple of inquos--my mate blanka rekons ya dont need to cut the spikey fin of a perch wen yer livebaitin--wat a coont eh--anofer fing is wen the pike eats yer bait I was always taut ta roll a fag and smoke it fore strikin (now its a spliff only smoke half

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feeds@yuku.com (harry chubb) — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:36:09 GMT
Allrite Chav--gettin that time of year where I do a bit of pikin--hear yer uncles a bit of a top geezer so I,v got a couple of inquos--my mate blanka rekons ya dont need to cut the spikey fin of a perch wen yer livebaitin--wat a coont eh--anofer fing is wen the pike eats yer bait I was always taut ta roll a fag and smoke it fore strikin (now its a spliff only smoke half ) coont blanka rekons it,s too long...

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feeds@yuku.com (ousechav) — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:27:58 GMT
Its cum to my attension,that most here no fickall about fishing
Also lots suffering probs wiv the wife eg cant satisfy,or your under the thumb,possibly because of impotence bought on by to much lager
also lots here no fickall about motors/bikes.

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