RIDDLE ??

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feeds@yuku.com (Farmer Sue Tickles) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:03:33 GMT

do the workers at the nescafe factory get tea breaks?

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feeds@yuku.com (GrahamIdiot) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:49:47 GMT

Like to see you light an oil boiler with a match. Getting the pressure jet out and lighting it with a match, no prob. Put the bastard back with a six foot flame in a log cabin. Write a risk assessment for that.

Had a geezer do it on an OFTEC assessment in the lorry. Watching 8 fitters and me trying to get out of a door about 2 foot wide must have been a laugh but I didn't quite see the...

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feeds@yuku.com (CookiesDaughtersDad) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:22:05 GMT

Cors and e fect my litel sholder 2 cri on.
Cooky Il b bac

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feeds@yuku.com (Titus Aducas) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:07:30 GMT

How the fook did it sink to this?

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feeds@yuku.com (Farmer Sue Tickles) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 19:28:09 GMT

four.....four koff!

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feeds@yuku.com (Tarquin the Unforgiven) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:03:55 GMT

what number comes next ?

To be frank, I don't know.

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feeds@yuku.com (Farmer Sue Tickles) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 17:58:42 GMT

what number comes next ?

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feeds@yuku.com (tincataylor) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:51:45 GMT

.........................could that be 59 minutes..............................and is this how LAGER is made..................coz it fecking well tastes like it.

Love

Tinca

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feeds@yuku.com (Ali Buttpellet) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:34:50 GMT

an empty pint glass has two germs placed inside it, every minute the germs double in numbers, it takes 60 minutes for the glass to be full, how long did it take to be half full??

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feeds@yuku.com (sneydbill) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:52:37 GMT

Or if you are really posh Tiffin, Luncheon, Elevenses, Brunch, High Tea.
Two Tens

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feeds@yuku.com (barbelist) — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:05:42 GMT

Lunch and dinner....

....or dinner and tea if you're common

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feeds@yuku.com (Tarquin the Unforgiven) — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:22:35 GMT

A Paki's minge and errrrrrrrrrrrr..... dunno.

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feeds@yuku.com (Lurker rash) — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:40:52 GMT

Theres only 3 of 'em, grandad, dad & son.

What 2 things can never be eaten for breakfast?

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feeds@yuku.com (Brendon Chase) — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:00:02 GMT

Try this one,...

Two Fathers and two Sons go rabbit shooting,...they each shoot one rabbit (stoney blinking dead)...but at the end of the day they only have three rabbits.....howcome?.....

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feeds@yuku.com (Tarquin the Unforgiven) — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:22:25 GMT

Forward I am heavy, Backward I am not. What am I?

A Feckin' LIGHTWEIGHT

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feeds@yuku.com (barbelist) — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:11:10 GMT

Lost in the woods one??

wait for it....

shall I?.......

here it comes.....

you 'aint gonna like it !!......

but.....

...

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feeds@yuku.com (barbelist) — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:09:20 GMT

Ousechav,

clever set of clues them mucker

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feeds@yuku.com (ousechav) — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:32:30 GMT

3,...dunno...

easy peasy brendon.,Cook yer toast on it. warm yer balls on it,Lots of them tits in me garden. an taffys used ter dig it up

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feeds@yuku.com (Brendon Chase) — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:16:45 GMT

oil cooker...?

1,..The Lions ....

2,..She`s a photographer..

3,...dunno...

4,...Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day?..or maybe yesterday, today and tomorrow?

5,..No letter `e`..

Ton?

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feeds@yuku.com (Albert Camo) — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:06:28 GMT

Question 2, Part 4 -

Yesterday, today, tomorrow? No, no hang on - Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day?

Question 2, Part 2 -

She's a photographer.

Albert.

RIDDLE ??

feeds@yuku.com (barbelist) — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:46:54 GMT

you are lost in the woods and come across an abandoned cabin,

you step inside to find three items:

an oil cooker,
a oil heater,
and a oil boiler...

...but you only have one match to use.

Which one do you light first?

Filth